BITCH BE PATIENT

Shagged By a Rare Parrot

officialunitedstates:

faustsfancycorner:

officialunitedstates:

did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it

what

enough to break the ice

jadethemerman:

People reblog this as a joke but this is so inspiring

jadethemerman:

People reblog this as a joke but this is so inspiring

A couple reminders for everybody headed back to school

keepcalmstay-s-t-r-o-n-g:

• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• you are fabulous
• they’re probably not even paying attention when you give a presentation
• one friend is better than no friends
• eat a healthy lunch
• take care of yourself
• please stay safe
• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• I love you

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

caesaretluna:

                     Write Real People
                    click and drag game

  • ONE RULE: DON’T CLICK AND DRAG UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU LIKE!
  • if you want me to add anything just write me. i’ll add that and update the post!

I love all the click and drag games on Tumblr and after I read an article about diversity in YA books, I wanted to make a click and drag “game” myself. (i think this was the article, but i’m not sure, sorry)

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

theanti90smovement:

what is the purpose of armpit hair 

owldee:

benditlikekorra:

jennyatsdcc:

elventhespian:

motherofavatars:

bryankonietzko:

We have the best storyboards. No one comes close.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT

oh my freaking lord


I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT

NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

owldee:

benditlikekorra:

jennyatsdcc:

elventhespian:

motherofavatars:

bryankonietzko:

We have the best storyboards. No one comes close.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

THAT WAS WHAT IT WAS WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT

oh my freaking lord

image

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO