BITCH BE PATIENT

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

the-burrito:

when the beat drops

the-burrito:

when the beat drops

owlapin:

owlapin:

Quick guys how do I establish contact with a male I find attractive

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i cant fucking believe you guys

canadianslut:

did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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"my dog said hi"
me flirting (via tequilapopper)
ejaculot:

charmanda bynes

ejaculot:

charmanda bynes

primacdonaldsgirl:

when ur friends exclude u out of group discussions

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The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

THOR OMG

This isn’t science 

thank.

There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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winxcest:

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